Title: Black Coffee Artist: Black Flag 6,477 plays

Black Flag - Black Coffee

It’s just in my mind

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Alex goes on Grindr.

This guy is really lovely! He’s got adorable big dark eyes, he works in a pet store, studies French history and he likes nature documentaries and oh wait he just sent me a picture of his penis fantastic ¬_¬

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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself ›

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Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

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I told my Mum my idea for my second film ‘Ashes’, and she said my ending is anti-climatic and I was like damn man the ending’s my favourite part yo. 

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss the child immigration debate. And stick around for his extended interview with Hillary Clinton.

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Best customer at work ever.

  • Me: Hello my name is Alex and I'm calling on behalf of MacMillan Cancer Support. How're you today?
  • Old Lady: Hungover
  • Me: So how much do you know about the services we provide?
  • Old Lady: I try to organise those MacMillan coffee mornings, but everyone on my estate...I'm an old age pensioner, but these miserable old age pensioners just want to sit in their bungalows by themselves doing nothing.
  • Me: We've got this fantastic new fundraising incentive, it takes the form of a weekly lottery, entries are just £1 a week and it gives you a chance to win not only a weekly cash jackpot of £1000 but a quarterly superdraw of £10.000-
  • Old Lady: Sign me up!
  • Me: :3

wetforest:

im so excited i get to see my baby best friend alex theprisonhouse tomorrow im so happy! we’re gonna hug n smoke up and it is gonna be good!!!

Can we take photos? We really don’t have enough pictures of us together. 

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afriet:

dandelion to seed head

I have wondered about this for so long.

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Title: Millennium Education Reform Act (BR Act) Artist: Masamichi Amano 216 plays

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Battle Royale Original Soundtrack
     02. Millennium Education Reform Act (BR Act) (Masamichi Amano)

natgeofound:

Teenagers run and play on large white sand dunes in New Mexico, 1957.
Photograph by J. Baylor Roberts, National Geographic

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Got to love when your supervisor tells everyone at work that a representative of a potential client is coming in and its someone you hooked up when you’re in high school.